Yesterday's Craziness

I forgot to post these yesterday, so here they are :)


To my one-year-old, while she's eating:
     "Quit poking me with the chicken!"


Three-year-old pretending to spray perfume on herself:
     "My elbows are stinky."


While both children are having issues:
     "Wait your turn, one crisis at a time!"


Conversation with my three-year-old:
     "My toe hurts"
     "Why?"
     "I got a paper cut on it."


To my one-year-old who is "stuck! stuck!" lol:
     "Why do you get yourself into those positions if you cannot get yourself out?"


Some fun with my Adia yesterday:

I eat babies...lol

Smoochies [I did the editing]

Good Afternoon

As I sit here, cup of coffee in hand, wishing I was napping with my daughter, I'm hoping you got a better night's sleep than I did. 


My 19-month-old, for some reason, thought 3 o'clock this morning was play time. She woke up, so my husband and I brought her in with us so that she wouldn't wake up her big sister, and what does she do? Lay down and go back to sleep? Nooooo...she stands up and starts dancing with her toys and squealing. Really, kid? Who the hell set your internal clock?

She's lucky she's cute.

So, we were up from about 3-5. Then, my 3-year-old got up at 6:30. *sigh*

She's lucky she's cute, too.

So, with this small amount of free time I have, I decided to share some of the older quotes I've got. So, here we go...more things we thought would never come out of our mouths:

"Don't wrap your sister up, she's not a burrito."

"I don't care if you're licking it off, you still have to go wash your hands."

"Don't hit things with your head."

"Don't head butt your sister."

"Don't smash your bread with your cup!"

"Don't rub your sister's tushie."

"Don't touch the dog's butt hole!"

"Don't knock on your sister's head."

"Don't put the spoon in your butt."

"The horse does not need panties."

"Do not stomp on the toilet paper."

"Don't eat the cactus."

"Underwear are not an option."

"Don't dance while you eat, you might choke."

"Don't throw your cinnamon twist over your shoulder, it's not salt."

"Stop trying to climb me!"

"Stop it, you're going to poop your pants."

"I am not going to eat your butt fish."

"Don't spit on your sister."

"Don't hit your head on the window."

"Don't hit your sister with the tiger's tail."

"Don't squeeze your sister's cheeks."

"Pants first, then you can have mints."

"Don't fart on your sister."

"Just because the shampoo smells good, doesn't mean it tastes good."

"Stop hitting yourself on the head with the hammer."

"That's for butts, not faces."

To my 1-year-old:

     "Don't run off with my iPod. Hey! Bring that back!"

Quotes of the Day 4/23-4/24/2011

I didn't have a chance to get these up over the weekend, with the holiday and all. It was a very busy weekend for us! Three egg hunts, presents, and a busy day with family! It was a fun weekend. I hope you all had an enjoyable weekend, as well. Now, on to the funnies of the weekend!


4/23


To 3 year old, as she and her 1 year old sister are playing in their new sand box: 
     "Don't bury your sister in sand!"


To 3 year old as she's squeezing her little sister's cheeks:
     "Don't squeeze other people's cheeks."


To 3 year old as she's aggressively "hugging" her little sister:
     "Don't squeeze your sister!"


4/24


Conversation between my 3 year old and my husband, after she saw one of our wedding pictures:
     "Daddy, did you know you married Mommy?"
     "Yep...I am aware..."

Quotes of the Day 4/22/2011

Talking to my 3 year old in the tub:
     "Get your face out of the water."
     "I love to drink butt water."


Aaaaand the one that melted my heart <3:
     (Walking in really strong wind): "Your little sister almost blew away!"
     (Big sister): "I would cry forever and ever!"

Quotes of the day 4/21/2011

(To my 3 year old): "Get your pants off your head!"


(Big sister to little sister): "You little boobie."


Conversation with my 3 year old:
     "Do boys have eyelashes?"
     "Yes."
     "But girls have eyelashes, not boys."
     "Yes, they do."
     "But they're not girls!"


Aaaaand the winner of the day is: 
     (Looking at a bug in the window): "You little bug, you're going DOWN!"

I'm Successfully Geekifying My Kids

So, my one year old is wearing a Star Trek shirt [my husband bought it for her]. It has the little Star Trek symbol on it and, as if her wearing it isn't nerdy enough, my 3 year old looks at her and says "I like your Star Trek shirt." Yep. My 3 year old recognizes the Star Trek symbol. She also recognizes the MythBusters, Doctor Who [pretty much everything about it...the TARDIS, the Doctors, Daleks, you get the picture...], Star Wars [especially Yoda], Harry Potter, World of Warcraft, and the entire Mario crew. My 19 month old is getting there. She saw a picture of David Tennant on my computer a while back and she pointed at it and said "Doctor!" lol, I love my kids.

More odd things we have said to our kids...

"Threatening people with spaghetti is generally not a good idea."
"Get your finger out of my nose!"
"My hair is not reins."
"You are not your sister's grandma."
"Don't hit your sister with the spoon."
"I am not a slide."
"Crackers are not a squeezable food."
"You cannot go outside in your underwear and Daddy's combat boots."
"You don't need to 'stir' your sister."
"You don't need to eat toilet paper!"
(Playing with flashlight) "Don't shine that at people." (Shines it at her baby sister) "Your sister is a people."
"Don't just eat the butter. Eat the waffle."
"Don't drive on your sister."
"Don't smack me with a saxophone!"
"Potato chips are not a breakfast food."
"After you poop, you have to wipe your butt. You can't just pull up your panties and go."
"You cannot pick other people's noses."
"Don't get so upset with chicken in your mouth!"
(Baby steals my pen, the day after she learns to walk, and tries to toddle off with it) "If you're gonna start a life of crime, you better learn to walk faster."
"Magazine are for reading, not eating."
"Don't lick your pickle. It's not a popsicle."
"Why is there a sandwich on the bathroom counter?"
"Your toy nose does not need to walk."
"Don't squeeze it, eat it."
"Don't throw tuna at me!"
"Don't shake your tuna sandwich."
(Trying to comb her hair) "Sit still or you're gonna look like Elvis."
"How does pooping remind one to take their vitamin?"
"Don't giggle at it, just eat it."
"Why is there rice in your hair?"
"Get your hand out of your butt crack."