Her Poop is Cute on Her!

Since I haven't posted for a few days, I'm catching up :)

5/5

To my 3-year-old, while she's in the tub:

     "You don't need to do gymnastics in the bathtub!"

5/6

Conversation with my 3-year-old:

     "Are you watching MythBusters?"

     "No...I'm not watching anything...why?"

     "But you're wearing that."

     "Why do I have to be watching MythBusters to wear my Snuggie?"

     "Because you like to be warm watching MythBusters."

5/7

To my 3-year-old, while playing in the sand box:

     "Don't try to make your little sister eat the sand."

5/8

"Don't put your pancake in my coffee!"

Conversation with 3-year-old:

     "It stinks."

     "You're always saying it stinks. Maybe it's you that stinks!"

1-year-old:

     "Mama" (Grandma, she was looking for her)

My dad:

     "Come here, Adia. Do you want Grandpa?"

1-year-old:

     "No." (Walks away)

5/9

Conversation with 3-year-old, while changing 1-year-old's diaper:

     "Awww, she's so poopy!"

     "Yes, she is, but I don't know why you're saying it like it's cute."

     "Her poop is cute on her!"