My Boobs Are Not a Slide for Your Wonder Pets!

To my 1-year-old, snacking next to me:
     "Don't put your food in my belly button, you weirdo."

3-year-old, standing on a stool to see her fish:
     "Hi, Nemo! ...what stinks?"
     "Probably Nemo...he's a fish."

To 1-year-old:
     "My boobs are not a slide for your Wonder Pets!"