It Was Butt Magic!

3-year-old, wrapped up in a blanket:
     "I have turned into a pickle."

3-year-old, pulling a toy rhino out from behind her back:
     "Look! It's magic! I pulled it out of my butt."
     (After I quit laughing) "Don't pull things out of your butt to do magic."
     "It was butt magic!"

3-year-old, to her little sister's toy:
     "Ming-Ming, it's time to flip you off!" 
     (She meant flip her off the bed, but it sounded hilarious).

3-year-old, sniffing while looking for her little sister's sippy cup:
     "I sniff it out."
Me:      
     "What are you, a blood hound?"
     "No, I just have smell."
My husband:
     "You do have smell."