"How did you get chili on your toe?"
*Looks down and wiggles it.*
"Quit wiggling it and eat the rest of your chili."
To my 4-year-old: "Quit flying."
To 4-year-old, eating dinner: "Don't play with your rib bones!"
To my 4-year-old: "Don't shake my Kahlua!"
To 4-year-old: "You are the only person I've ever met who is ticklish on their face."
To 2-year-old, trying to walk through the house behind her: "You're like being stuck behind an old lady with her blinker on."
To 2-year-old: "Quit honking my boob!"
To my daughters: "Your bowls are not hats, please take them off."
To 2-year-old: "Don't try to talk and swallow at the same time, it doesn't work."
To 2-year-old: "Why do you have two utensils and you're still using your fingers?"
To 2-year-old: "Don't put the Wonder Pets in your butt."
Conversation with my 2-year-old:
"Lana dance?"
"Lana doesn't have dance for a couple of days."
"Oh, why?"
"That's just when it is."
"Why?"
"Just because! Why are you such a pain in the butt?"
"Just 'cause!"
Talking to 4-year-old:
"Go brush your teeth."
"I don't want to. My leg hurts."
"That has nothing to do with your teeth, go brush."
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