2-year-old:
"Boobs! Drum, drum, drum." *drumming on my bra*
"No! Don't drum, drum on my boobs."
To 2-year-old: "Why are you eating Hello Kitty?!"
To 2-year-old, a bit later: "Why are you putting Hello Kitty in your diaper?!"
Poor Hello Kitty...
To 4-year-old: "Don't give your dirty panties to your sister! That's gross."
Conversation with 4-year-old:
"I don't want to take a bath, I'm not stinky."
"You are too stinky, go take a bath."
*sniffs her arm* "I don't smell any stink on me."
Talking to 4-year-old, in the tub:
"Scrub your butt."
"Yeah, for the party. I don't want it to be stinky for the party!"
Talking to 2-year-old:
"I want wear panties."
"You want to wear panties? Well, you have to figure out how to not pee in them first."
To 2-year-old: "Please quit talking in a little demon voice."
To 2-year-old: "Mommy's writing something, I can't play with Elmo right now."
To 2-year-old: "My keyboard is not Elmo's choo-choo train track."
To 2-year-old, while shopping: "You don't need denture glue!"
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