To 2-year-old: "My panties are not Ming-Ming's trampoline."
To 2-year-old: "Why are you making a tower out of TP?"
Talking to 4-year-old:
"Stop flinging the dust off of my computer."
"You used to fling the dust off of Grandma's when you were little."
"No, I didn't."
"Yes, you did."
"No, they didn't have computers when I was little." *shoving my head in my pillow in shame*
To 2-year-old: "Why did you just take my panties out of the hamper and run away?"
Talking to my 4-year-old after she decorated my computer with stickers: *Points at dragon sticker* "That's for Daddy because he used to live in California with you." Not sure what the connection is... last I checked there weren't any dragons in California.
Kicking my 2-year-old out of my room: "Go pick your toes in the living room."
Overhearing 2-year-old playing with a toy:
"I break her head!"
"Don't break her head!!"
"Why is there a flip-flop in the laundry hamper?"
4-year-old watching me clean:
"That doesn't smell like flowers to me."
"It's not flower scented."
"Oh. It smells like babies. It smells like you, Adia!"
To both: "The bed is not for walking on."
To 4-year-old:
"Stop ruffing."
"I'm a puppy!"
