Please Remember the Meaning

I wanted to make my own post concerning Memorial Day, however, I saw this on Facebook and could not have put it better:

Remember this Memorial Day... When you're gettin' your grill on, smiling and laughing, that in another house somewhere, there is an empty chair where a hero should be sitting. They gave up their life so that you can sit with your family. So take a moment to think about those heroes who did not make it home and those who are still serving around the world.

Please take time to remember those who gave all for your freedom. Their spouses, children, parents, siblings, and other loved ones left behind. They all gave the ultimate sacrifice for you and your family to live in freedom. Don't ever forget that.

 

I Have a Nipple on My Arm

To 3-year-old:
     "Why are you kissing your own knee?"
     "It hurts!"

Talking to 3-year-old:
     "Here, Snickers! There you are, boy!"
     "Adia is not Snickers."
     "I want to pretend Adia is Snickers."
     "Well, I don't think Adia wants to pretend Adia is Snickers." [Snickers is my parents' dog].

3-year-old:
     "I have a nipple on my arm. So, I need some of your nipple cream." [She gets nipples and pimples confused, lol].

To 3-year-old:
     "Don't punch your sister in the butt!"

3-year-old:
     "Daddy, why do you have hairy feet and hairy toes?"     

Don't Chugga-Chugga-Choo-Choo Me

Some older stuff :)

3-year-old, to her baby sister:
     "Here you go, sir."

3-year-old, randomly, talking about her baby sister:
     "She needs a cushy wookie."

3-year-old, handing me toys:
     "You hold these for the hippos?"

3-year-old, about her baby sister:
     "You have monkey ears."

3-year-old, after pooping:
     "My butt is a big volcano!"

3-year-old, to baby sister:
     "You're not real."

3-year-old, randomly:
     "I not hammered."

3-year-old, to baby sister:
     "You have fleas and vitamins."

3-year-old, randomly, to Daddy:
     "Don't chugga-chugga-choo-choo me."

3-year-old, randomly:
     "I gonna go tell Daddy I drunk."

3-year-old:
     "You not gonna wear panties, Daddy, they're my panties!"          

My Boobs Are Not a Slide for Your Wonder Pets!

To my 1-year-old, snacking next to me:
     "Don't put your food in my belly button, you weirdo."

3-year-old, standing on a stool to see her fish:
     "Hi, Nemo! ...what stinks?"
     "Probably Nemo...he's a fish."

To 1-year-old:
     "My boobs are not a slide for your Wonder Pets!" 

It Was Butt Magic!

3-year-old, wrapped up in a blanket:
     "I have turned into a pickle."

3-year-old, pulling a toy rhino out from behind her back:
     "Look! It's magic! I pulled it out of my butt."
     (After I quit laughing) "Don't pull things out of your butt to do magic."
     "It was butt magic!"

3-year-old, to her little sister's toy:
     "Ming-Ming, it's time to flip you off!" 
     (She meant flip her off the bed, but it sounded hilarious).

3-year-old, sniffing while looking for her little sister's sippy cup:
     "I sniff it out."
Me:      
     "What are you, a blood hound?"
     "No, I just have smell."
My husband:
     "You do have smell."  
              

Don't Lick Mommy!

5/13

To my 1-year-old, walking up to me with toys:
     "Why do you have Tuck and a blender?" [Tuck is one of the Wonder Pets]. 

Talking to my 3-year-old: 
     "Don't ruin Adia's truck."
     "Why not?"
     "Um...because it's hers."

     "That's Adia's duck."
     "She said I could have it."
     "Considering she doesn't say much of anything, I doubt that. Go give it back."

     "I want a baby brother."
     "You're not getting one."
     "Yes, I will, when Adia gets bigger."
     "Um...no."

5/14

3-year-old:
     "Ow! Ow! Ow!"
     "What?"
     "I don't know."

5/15

My husband talking to my 3-year-old:
     "I'll be right back. I have to go get the lawn mower."
     "Where is it?"
     "At Grandma's house."
     "But you can use mine!"
     "Thank you, sweetie, but I have to use the one that actually cuts the grass."

5/16

My husband to my one-year-old:
     "Don't lick Mommy!"

Me to my one-year-old [later in the day]:
     "Quit! You don't need to lick your sister." [We had a theme going today...]

To my 3-year-old:
     "Don't make Pooh dance on your sister's head."             
 

Can We Touch the Poop?

5/10

To 3-year-old, while she's hugging her little sister:

     "I like that you're hugging her, but please don't crush her."

3-year-old, pretending to put her little sister to bed:

     "I love you...now GO TO SLEEP!"

Conversation with 3-year-old:

     "Who gave us the car?"

     "Nobody. Mommy and Daddy bought it. People generally don't just give cars."

5/11

3-year-old to little sister, as she's waking up:

     "Good morning, Adia. Do you want a piece of crayon?"

5/12

3-year-old, while I'm changing 1-year-old's diaper:

     "Can we touch the poop?" 

Pee, Wipe, Flush, Pull Up Panties, Wash Hands [With Soap], Dry Hands

I did not know this was that complicated of a process. Yet, somehow, at least one step seems to be forgotten every time.

:/

I sticking a carton of milk in your butt hole!

Some older conversations with my kids :)

They're pretty much all conversations with my 3-year-old, so I will specify if they're not, so that I don't have to type it every time :)

"Be quiet so your sister can sleep."
"Ok." ...stomp stomp stomp

"Olivia is on."
"No, Mommy. I don't want to watch Olivia." (Walking toward the TV).

(Looking at toilet paper) "It has flowers on it."
"Yes."
"Why you buy ones with flowers on it?"
"Because I wanted to."
"Why you wanted to?"
"Just wipe your butt!"

(Playing with a toy carton of milk).
"What are you doing?!"
"I sticking a carton of milk in your butt hole!"

"Mommy, I was born. And Adia was born."
"Trust me, I know you were born!"

"Look, there's a spider saying hi."
"Um...how do you know it's saying hi?"
"It's waving!"

(Day 1)
"Put on your undies."
"They're not undies, they're panties."
(Day 2)
"Put on your panties."
"They're not panties, they're undies."

"Don't put your band aid on the air conditioner."
"It's bleeding!"

"I going to lose my teeth?"
"Not until you're older. Then, you'll get big teeth, like Mommy and Daddy."
"And I gonna get a big nose!"

(Holding a piece of toy cheese) "Mommy, you want a cheese jacket?"
"A cheese jacket?"
"Yeah, you wear it!"
"Umm...I'm good."

"What are you doing?"
(Naked, looking in the mirror) "Squeezing my butt!"

(Giving me a check up with her doctor's kit)
"Am I gonna live?"
"No."                      

Her Poop is Cute on Her!

Since I haven't posted for a few days, I'm catching up :)

5/5

To my 3-year-old, while she's in the tub:

     "You don't need to do gymnastics in the bathtub!"

5/6

Conversation with my 3-year-old:

     "Are you watching MythBusters?"

     "No...I'm not watching anything...why?"

     "But you're wearing that."

     "Why do I have to be watching MythBusters to wear my Snuggie?"

     "Because you like to be warm watching MythBusters."

5/7

To my 3-year-old, while playing in the sand box:

     "Don't try to make your little sister eat the sand."

5/8

"Don't put your pancake in my coffee!"

Conversation with 3-year-old:

     "It stinks."

     "You're always saying it stinks. Maybe it's you that stinks!"

1-year-old:

     "Mama" (Grandma, she was looking for her)

My dad:

     "Come here, Adia. Do you want Grandpa?"

1-year-old:

     "No." (Walks away)

5/9

Conversation with 3-year-old, while changing 1-year-old's diaper:

     "Awww, she's so poopy!"

     "Yes, she is, but I don't know why you're saying it like it's cute."

     "Her poop is cute on her!"          

Contrary to Popular Belief, It's Not Just Boys

My two girls think bodily functions are just as hilarious as any little boy does. Maybe, even more so. Then again, they are our children.

Dear Douche Bags With the Loud Stereos,

I hope that one day you have kids and live next to a train track.

Happy (Belated) Mothers Day!

Since I was busy spending time with my family yesterday [duh] I didn't have a chance to put up a post but I still want to wish all of my fellow mommies out there a very happy Mothers Day!! 

Becoming a mother is the best thing that has ever happened to me and has brought me more joy than I ever knew was possible. I never knew it was possible to love someone so much, and definitely not two somebodies! I remember when I was pregnant with my youngest daughter, I kept thinking, 'what is it going to be like? I don't know how I could love another person as much as I love my daughter.' But, I do :) I hear some people say that people who have a lot of children couldn't possibly love, for example, the fifth as much as they do the first. But I can definitely tell you, that's just how it works. It's like your heart grows with each one. You don't love the first any less, you don't split the love you had for your first between them, your heart is just capable of holding that much more love. :)

Again, I hope my fellow mommies had a wonderful day with your loved ones! Happy Mothers Day!

Yep...That One's Mine

Dilana (3-year-old) had a dance recital tonight. It was her second one. She actually did very well. Her first recital she didn't remember as much but this one she must be just enough older, or maybe it's just because she has been doing dance long enough that she's remembering the dances better, but she did very well. I was so proud :) 

That being said, lol, on her last dance, she lost a shoe. She lost it at the beginning but another girl helped her get it on. Well, she lost it again toward the end of the song. So what does she do? In a 3-year-old mind, what else is there to do, silly? Lay down, flat on your back, with your foot in the air while another little girl tries to put it on, of course! LOL. It was priceless. The whole audience was laughing. It was quite funny...lol. 

Oh, and before that mishap, her partner was sick for this recital, so her teacher told the little girls next to her that the three of them needed to be partners. Well, apparently, they forgot, so she was on stage yelling for her teacher [her teacher stands right off to the side backstage] saying, "I don't have a partner!" lol. *sigh* It was cute :)

My kid is silly, but adorable :) I loves her ♥

Picture to Show How Much I ♥ Them

I do some graphic arts stuff and I made this a few days ago, so I wanted to post it here :)

You Big Mouth!

Conversation with my 3-year-old:
     (Talking about 1-year-old): "I cut her apple up so it's easier for her to eat, she still has a little mouth."
     "And I have a big mouth!"
     "Yes, yes you do..."

Today's Quotes

Not a whole lot of excitement today, but one pretty funny conversation with my daughter :)


Conversation with my 3-year-old:
     "She (little sister) didn't eat her vitamin."
     "She didn't? Where is it?"
     "Right there. It's disguised."


Sometimes the things my kids come up with amaze me, lol. Goofy kids.